pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
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Hozier goes so hard though, like, the line “If I was born as a blackthorn tree, I’d want to be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies?” Flawless. Iconic. A masterpiece.
